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[font=Verdana]Sockpuppetsunite listed "Go Ahead Neg Me Man (Woman) Win the auction and neg me" for sale at eBay.[/font]

Description: This auction is for a big Thank You card I will mail you once you win the auction and Neg me. That's right go ahead and feel free to give me a NEGATIVE. Why not? Everyone else is doing it. Here is a chance to do just that and not feel guilty. You know you want to. So go ahead. Give into your inner inhibitions and NEG someone. I won't mind because I want to be a professional Neg seller and you can help me reach that goal. I think I can make a lot of money selling Negs. Consider me a Neg for hire.

On May-24-08 at 12:52:34 PDT, seller added the following information:

Thanks all for your interest and those lovely bids. I made a mistake in my listing about sending the card by Priority Mail. BUT I will deliver the Thank You note to the highest bidder by Priority Mail since that is what I promised. But I have one thought, I will offer second chance offers to everyone if they will accept delivery of a Thank You note by regular mail. I would hate to deny anyone the chance to NEG ME.

[font=Verdana]There are about 6 pages of questions and answers. Here's a sampling:[/font]

Q: Can I enter an absurd maximum bid, then become an instand NPB when I win? I mean, this will saddle you with an obscene FVF and tie up your money for at least ten days! And, if you open an UPI dispute and I fail to respond, eBay won't let me Neg you. Hey, Don't Taze Me, Bro!
A: You don't seem to understand, I'm an Ebay seller and have no cash. All that I had I paid to Ebay. If I keep selling on Ebay they ahve threatened to throw me out of the homeless shelter because I'm hogging the internet all the time. That's why I need to win big just once so I can afford a cardboard sign and make an honest living on a street corner. Have a great week-end and enjoy your freedom to buy.

Q: I was wondering if you accept personnal checks and will wait for at least 30 before I mail it, it will then bounce. Then I want to complain about how long it took to ship it? Is that okay? May-24-08
A: The buyer should always remember it is their right to complain (and often). I think you are being too reasonable. Why spend the postage to send me a worthless check. Save your money, I would be happy to just send it to you to avoid all the hassles. I on Ebay to make this a positive experience for you. Why trouble yourself with your problems, Bid away and don't pay. Are you afraid I will give you positive feedback? Have a great week-end.

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US $99,999,999.00

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OK, so here are the Questions and Answers from the "NEG ME" Auction ... all 101 of them!! And because ebay does everything ass backwards, they are listed with the oldest Question last. So read each page starting at the bottom for chronological order.

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Thanks gymquail!

Paula -

Thanks a bunch for posting this in its entirety! I only saw part of it, never did get to read all the great Q&A. This is such fun to read!

Deb